I Finally Update & Everyone's Out of Town

Well, it's better than no update at all...

Your Linguistic Profile::

65% General American English

15% Upper Midwestern

10% Yankee

5% Dixie

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Puffy's Eyes are not really Puffy's Eyes

My current cat is Cleo. These are Cleo's eyes. One of my previous cats was Puff. Thus, my name, "Puffy." So although these are Puffy's eyes, they are really Cleo's eyes. OK? Everyone who understands, say "Eye."

I hope you all have a nice Mother's Day, whether you are a child or a mother or both. And if any of you have problems with your moms or kids, keep this in mind: "Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."

I Couldn't Make up My Mind

I didn't know which church sign to use so here are 4 signs. I like saving little quotes. Surveysez always has cute sayings under her sig pic, such as:
I child-proofed my house and they still got in.
I have a perfect body. However it's in my trunk and beginning to smell.

Here's a few more that I like:

Give a man a cookie and he eats for a day. Teach a man how to make cookies and he renews his gym membership.

Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find time to do it again?

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

Do you have any favorite quotes?