Group Hug

How about a group hug, everyone? I think we all need one.

On a lighter note, have you seen this one?

Instead of the birds and the bees, it's the bits and the bytes:

Bobby says: Daddy, how was I born?
Dad says : Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and after a while we met at a cyber-cafe. We chatted many times and found we had shared interests in clicking mouses and seeing each other's laptops and I was quite taken by your mother's floppies.
One night we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, there wasn't time to soft boot and we stayed connected...and nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!

Here's a couple more that I like:

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?Female customer: A white one...

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

A woman customer called the help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under Windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."