Me Me Me Me Meeeeeee

Yes, it's the Meme that is circulating among the blogs. And now for mine:

Puffy needs help.
Puffy needs you.
Puffy needs to stop being greedy and give credit where is due.
Puffy needs to stop playing.
Puffy needs to get his sh*t together, F*ck*n jagoff.
Puffy needs to sneak one of the gang of hoes he's known to keep in Dunwoody back to his place.
Puffy needs his ass kicked.
Puffy Needs more money.
Puffy needs to learn more about writing.
Puffy needs a role model.
Puffy, needs to be bitched-slapped.
Puffy needs to come to the parade!
Puffy needs to be taken outside every couple of hours.
Puffy needs to keep that computer with him at all times.
This is how I feel:
Puffy Needs A Home...And That Home Is....The Mental Hospital!!!
This is my favorite:
Puffy needs three squeezes of love a day.